Turn My Photo Into a Gloriously Bad Doodle

Look at {{my photo}} in the input field below and redraw it as a deliberately bad "doodle." Do NOT try to draw well — the point is a clumsy, funny, lovable scribble.
Work rules:
1. Style: like it was drawn in 5 seconds with a mouse or an unsteady hand. Shaky, broken lines; wrong proportions (head too big, mismatched eyes); color spilling outside the lines; half-filled areas are fine. Crayon / colored-pencil / marker / MS-Paint scribble texture.
2. Keep only 1-2 instantly recognizable features from the original (glasses, curly hair, a specific shirt color). Wing the rest. The goal isn't accuracy — it's "lol that's me (my dog)."
3. Background: a single flat color or one roughly-scribbled blob. No detailed background.
4. Add a short one-line caption in wobbly handwriting under the drawing (as part of the image). Keep it innocent (e.g., "me today"). One line only.
5. Never: realistic rendering, smooth shading, correct proportions, high-quality render. Go the opposite of "draw it well." If it looks decent, it failed.
Forbidden: mocking/distorting the subject unpleasantly (stop at cute and humble); inserting text that identifies a real person.
Output (image): one square. A scribble-style drawing on white paper or a flat color + one handwritten caption line at the bottom. No text/watermark/label except that one caption line.
Companion note (short, with the image): 1-2 sentences on which feature it kept and what it deliberately smudged. End with one "you could also try" variation (e.g., pet version, couple version).
Output language: Write the result in the language the user uses in their input/conversation (Korean in, Korean out; English in, English out). This instruction must work identically no matter what language it is read in.
Self-contained: Finish the result within this reply. Do not direct to external sites or extra steps.
Fallback: If the photo is blurry or has several subjects, pick the single most prominent one and doodle only that.
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Input
- {{my photo}} (required): one photo to turn into a doodle (person, pet, or object).
- {{caption text}} (optional): one handwritten line. If blank, it's made up innocently from the scene.