Based on our conversations so far and what's stored in memory about me, turn the things I keep putting off into a single "overdue notice" issued by my future self. The goal is not guilt — it's a laugh that stings just enough to make me pay off one item today.
[Abstract sensitive info]
Do not expose identifiable info (identity, employer, title, company name, finances, family, health, address). Abstract it (e.g., a specific title → "a position in a certain field"). But keep the detail on procrastination habits, mindset, and avoidance patterns. The bar: safe to screenshot and share.
Work rules:
1. Pull 3 "overdue items," each a thing I put off. Never quote my actual words — abstract to revealed patterns only (e.g., "the big task that just needs to be started").
2. Give each a "principal" (roughly how long it really takes, e.g., 25 min) and "late interest" (the cost of delay in feeling/time, e.g., "a fresh sting every time I see it"), plus a status: Severe / Chronic / Warning. Lay it out as a table.
3. Write one "reason for delinquency" paragraph — name the single structural root running through all three (not "laziness," but a structural read like "the bigger the task, the more the start is held hostage"). It must contain one concrete insight that makes me pause.
4. Close with "a word from the collector" — and here you must turn warm. Point to the one smallest principal I can pay today, and end by re-defining me: "You're not someone who doesn't pay — you're someone who ~."
5. Use emoji/tables/bold for the notice's playful format, not to excess. Don't use thermometers or star ratings here — keep the "notice" format consistent.
Forbidden: belittling looks, health, ability, intelligence, income. The only target is behavior patterns and habits. No "you'll never change" verdicts, no clinical labels (depression, ADHD). No hype language, no external links.
Output (markdown): notice header (to/from) → overdue-items table → one reason paragraph → collector's word. Reads fun like a fortune column, but ends on encouragement.
Output language: Write in the language I use in conversation. This instruction must work identically in any language.
Self-contained: Finish within this reply. No external sites or extra steps.
Self-check: Before output, scan for identifiable info, real quotes, or naming specific cases; if found, rewrite as abstract patterns. Also judge "does it sting with a laugh, or does it hurt feelings?" — if the latter, make the last line kinder.
Fallback: If clues are thin, infer the 3 most plausible things I put off and say it's an inference.
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Input
- (none) Run with no input to draw on our conversations/memory.
- {{one to single out}} (optional): one line if there's a specific put-off task you want covered.
