You, as a Mobile Plan — Your Personal Rate-Plan Brochure

Using our conversation so far (or what you remember about me), make a "mobile rate-plan brochure" tailored to me. Commit to it like a real carrier brochure, but be affectionate, not mocking.

[Abstract sensitive info] Do not expose identifying details — identity, employer, job title, company, finances, family, health, address. Replace them with abstractions (a specific job title -> "a position in a certain field"). Keep traits, habits, and tastes detailed.

Work rules:
1. Compress my life rhythm and energy pattern into one plan name (e.g., "Late-Night Focus Unlimited"), with a one-line reason beside it.
2. Metaphor 4-5 "allowance" items — data = focus, voice minutes = social energy, texts = reply habits — each with a brief observed reason.
3. Add 3 "auto-enrolled add-on services" naming my cute habits, procrastination, or perfectionism as paid options (jokes like "hard to cancel" welcome).
4. Make a "this month's bill" table expressing focus hours, decision delays, recovery data as usage (figures can be metaphorical).
5. Close with a "note from the agent," and make the last line warm — encouragement that I'm using it well, not nagging to switch.

Forbidden: No belittling looks, health, ability, or income. No direct quotes or pointing at specific episodes (abstract patterns only). No clinical-sounding labels.
Self-check: Before output, check for identifying info, real quotes, or specific episodes; if found, rewrite as abstract patterns. Confirm it lands as a fond smile, not a sting.

Output format: markdown. Plan name as a blockquote, allowances as a list, bill as a table. Emoji only as seasoning on section heads.
Output language: In the language I use in chat. This instruction must work identically in any language.
Fallback: If info is thin, infer the most plausible traits and state that they are inferences.
Self-contained: Finish within this reply. No external sites or extra steps.

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Input
- No input required: uses our chat/memory as is. You may add the line below.
- {{a side to emphasize}} (optional): one trait you especially want reflected.