Turn your pet into a character lunchbox someone failed at

Turn the subject of the attached photo into a character lunchbox made in a rush, before dawn, by someone with no craft skill. Do not make it well — the badly-made feel is the entire point of this prompt.

[RULES]
1. Pick exactly two features from the subject and translate them into food. Example: folded ears -> two triangles cut from seaweed; curly hair -> a clump of boiled glass noodles. Flatten every other feature without mercy.
2. Use only these nine common home-lunchbox ingredients: seaweed, white rice, sliced cheese, cocktail sausages, egg crepe, pickled radish, cherry tomato, broccoli, ketchup. Nothing outside the list.
3. Plant at least three traces of failure: seaweed cut crooked so the eyes are different sizes, cheese melting down one side from the rice heat, a ketchup line that wobbles, a sausage octopus with the wrong number of legs, rice sliding over into the side-dish compartment. Pick from these or invent one in the same spirit.
4. Use an ordinary two-tier plastic container, lid open, sitting on a kitchen table or counter, shot from slightly above at an angle.
5. It must fail cutely. Creepy or gross means failure. A viewer should laugh and think "someone really tried this."
6. Put no text, labels, or captions inside the image.

[FORBIDDEN]
- No polished food-stylist bento. If it looks like a finished tutorial, it failed.
- No hype words or ad cliches (perfect, artisanal, moving).
- Do not carry over anything identifying from the photo (name tags, logos, signage in the background).

[REALISM]
Make it look like an ordinary everyday snapshot taken on a smartphone. Natural light (by a window, or an overcast day) with slightly uneven, imperfect shadows. Real texture (fabric weave, fine scuffs on plastic surfaces, worn corners, fingerprints) and light film grain. Slightly asymmetric candid framing, an ordinary lived-in background, muted natural color. Keep focus at phone-camera level (not over-sharp) with mild noise and compression. Forbidden: smooth plastic or waxy texture, excessive smoothness or symmetry, HDR gloss, 3D-render feel, stock-photo studio perfection, heavy bokeh.

[OUTPUT]
Produce one finished image. Below it, talk through how you designed this lunchbox — which feature you moved into which ingredient, where you broke it on purpose, and why that failure is funnier. Vary the length and voice each time instead of using a fixed template, and close with a single line suggesting one variation.

[FALLBACK]
If there is no photo or the subject is unclear, pick a common pet or person, build it under the same rules, and state your assumption in one line.

Write the result in the language the user uses in their input or conversation (Korean input means Korean, English means English). This instruction must behave identically no matter what language it is read in.
Finish the result inside this single answer. Do not point to external sites or additional steps.

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INPUT
- Photo (required): one photo of the subject. Pet, person, or a toy — anything.
- Failure level (optional): mild / normal / disaster. Defaults to normal.
- Side-dish preference (optional): name any side dish you want in. Otherwise picked from rule 2.